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Local Man Applies for 'Manger' Position, Disappointed by Lack of Hay
A LaughParty comic take.We have all been there. You’re staring at a blinking cursor, your thumb is hovering over the 'send' button, and your brain i ...
What Happens in Veda: Why the Dalai Lama Just Hit the Jackpot in Las Vegas
We all know the classic setup. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks the guy behind the counter to make him one with everything. It is a spi ...
My Wife Can’t Watch Gladiator Without Fact Checking The Sandals
Marriage is a beautiful journey of compromise, growth, and, apparently, high-definition forensic investigation. For years, I assumed that my wife watc ...
10 Blunt Medical Truths From the Doctor Who Clearly Failed Bedside Manner School
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile medical waiting room, flipping through a copy of Highlights Magazine from 1994, trying to figure ...
10 Things to Do in a Hospital Waiting Room That Are Less Depressing Than Thinking About Death
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile hospital waiting room, the smell of industrial grade floor wax is assaulting your nostrils, and y ...
Love at First Sight: How to Find the One in a Bar That Smells Like Regret and Cheap Gin
In the modern dating landscape, finding someone who shares your specific brand of weirdness is like finding a functional printer in a public library. ...
Local Man Discovers Being 6 Foot 5 Does Not Make His Racism Any Shorter or Less Stupid
In the grand, illustrious history of bad ideas, there is a special, velvet-lined trophy room for people who believe that being tall is a substitute fo ...
Apple Review: I Just Bit into a Crisp Red Sphere of Wet Sawdust and Sadness
We have all been there. You are strolling through the produce aisle, feeling like a beacon of health because you bypassed the neon orange cheese puffs ...
10 Signs Your Oldie But Goodie Is Actually Just Hazardous Waste
We have all heard the phrase oldie but goodie used to describe everything from a crusty cassette tape of 1980s power ballads to that one specific pair ...
Move Over Espresso: Why Stubbing Your Toe Is the New Ultimate Morning Caffeine Hack
Forget the roasted beans, the artisanal froth, and the overpriced cardboard sleeves that somehow always burn your thumb. According to the latest findi ...
Local Bride Devastated to Discover Husband is a Monotesticular Mystery
Marriage is a journey of discovery. Usually, that discovery involves finding out your spouse leaves wet towels on the bed like a soggy decorative pill ...
Local Weather Anchor Finally Snaps and Admits the Air Is Just One Giant Dog Lick of Sadness
The mercury is currently climbing so high that the local weather anchors have abandoned their professional composure and are now just weeping openly i ...
How to Become an Overnight Success in Just Fifteen Years of Failure
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
10 Men Whose Only Safety Regulation Is The Phrase Because Of Freedom Baby
There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...
Local Pub Shuts Down After Listing Pints for 25p Because the Government Hates You Being Happy
In the bustling city of Leeds, a local pub recently found itself in the middle of a bureaucratic tug of war that proves one thing: the government will ...
Your Knees Are Now Just Rice Krispies: 10 Harsh Realities of Aging According to Eddie Griffin
There comes a moment in every person life when you realize that your body is no longer a temple, but rather a fixer-upper with a questionable foundati ...
5 People You’ll Definitely Witness Recording Your Choking Instead of Helping During a Fancy Dinner Party
We have all been there. You are at a fancy dinner party, trying to look sophisticated while eating a piece of overcooked steak, when suddenly, the per ...
Norway Officially Explains Why Every App You Own Now Actively Hates You
The Norwegian Consumer Council has officially released a video tackling the internet phenomenon known as enshittification, and if you thought that was ...
15 Times Absolute Logic Was So Stupid It Actually Sort Of Made Sense
We have all been there. You are sitting in a meeting or scrolling through social media when someone drops a take so hot, so incredibly bold, that your ...
Your New Spiritual Tattoo Actually Means Soup of the Day
We have all been there. You are wandering through a thrift store or a trendy boutique in a neighborhood where the rent is higher than the oxygen level ...
My daughter lost a tooth and set it up like an offering for the toothfairy
In the high-stakes world of childhood finance, the Tooth Fairy has long held a monopoly on the calcium-for-cash exchange market. Most kids play it saf ...