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September 26, 2026
The Most Dangerous Disney Attraction
Everyone thinks the 'magic' at Disneyland happens in front of the castle at sunset.
Actually, it happens at the 4:00 PM mark in the stroller parking lot, where you can watch a grown man disappear into a cloud of rage because he can’t remember if his rental was the 'black one' or the 'other black one'.
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