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March 9, 2026
The High Stakes Laundry Negotiation
My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.
I told her the tag says 'Dry Flat,' and I’m just waiting for it to tell me what I did wrong so we can move past this.
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