Man in Traffic Cone Costume Reroutes Entire Halloween Street by 9 p.m.
In this work of comic fiction, a man dressed as a traffic cone stood at the end of his driveway to get into the spirit.
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Man in Traffic Cone Costume Reroutes Entire Halloween Street by 9 p.m.
In this work of comic fiction, a man dressed as a traffic cone stood at the end of his driveway to get into the spirit.
Within an hour, every trick-or-treater had detoured politely to the house with the full-size candy bars.
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