Well, pack your parkas and grab your industrial-strength ice skates, because the impossible has finally happened. According to reports from the deepest, darkest pits of the underworld, the thermostat …
I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower.
By the time I get to it, the coffee is lukewarm and it looks smug. I swear it waits on purpose. My toaster has been suspiciously quiet about this too.
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I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower....
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In the high-stakes, cutthroat world of feline fashion, we’ve seen it all. We’ve seen the "bread-loafing" look, the "I’m-too-good-for-this-kibble...
If you’ve spent any time on the internet recently, you’ve likely encountered a photo from Thailand that defies all logic, physics, and possibly se...
Well, pack your parkas and grab your industrial-strength ice skates, because the impossible has finally happened. According to reports from the deepes...
I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower....
Meet Barnaby, a Golden Retriever whose golden fur is matched only by the sheer, unadulterated confusion currently radiating from his soul. Barnaby isn...
My fitness trainer told me that the most effective way to engage my core and truly feel the burn was to perform three sets of 'The Accountant’s Plan...
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We’ve all been there. You’re at a party, or perhaps a high-stakes business meeting at a petting zoo, and you see something so fluffy, so majestic,...
If you’ve spent any time on the internet recently, you’ve likely encountered a photo from Thailand that defies all logic, physics, and possibly se...
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We’ve all been there. You’re backing out of a tight spot at the grocery store, distracted by the siren song of a discounted rotisserie chicken, an...
We’ve all been there: you try to walk and chew gum at the same time, and suddenly your legs forget how to "leg," resulting in a graceful stumble tha...
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In the high-stakes, cutthroat world of feline fashion, we’ve seen it all. We’ve seen the "bread-loafing" look, the "I’m-too-good-for-this-kibble...
In the grand hierarchy of human inventions, we usually have a clear divide. You have the "In-House" things (toilets, Wi-Fi, the existential dread of a...
There are two types of people in this world: those who think "Africa" by Toto is the greatest achievement in the history of human composition, and lia...
I recently received a notification on my internal dashboard that I didn’t even know existed. It wasn’t a reminder to drink water or a nudge to fin...
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