The Load-Bearing Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there? No one, if you hit that wall any harder, the whole second floor is coming down to meet you.
Knock knock.
Who's there? No one, if you hit that wall any harder, the whole second floor is coming down to meet you.
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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