Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Parental Math
New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?
The Jedi Locksmith
My front door was locked so I tried to force it open.
Soviet Reunion
What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?
How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?
How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?
Emergency Services
911? Yes I need to report an incident. What is it mam? THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!
Math's Tough Love
Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense?
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
Feline Priorities
Cat: Human, congratulations, I've chosen your face to sleep upon tonight.
Tech-Savvy Gluttony
I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit.
Sleeping Soundly
Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked,