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Daddy, are vampires real?
"No, sweetie. Go back to bed." *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie*
A Magnanimous Gesture
Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure"
Babe, is it in?
"Babe, is it in?" *"Yea."* **"Does it hurt?"** *"Uh huh."* **"Let me put it in slowly."** *"It still hurts."*
Amusement Park Logic
Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it?
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