Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A Soup-erior Correction
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?
Tech Support Nightmare
My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"
Quantum Quacks
Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'
The Quality Control Husband
My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad
Swiss Positivity
So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland.
A Long-Winded Problem
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
The Unwelcoming Host
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
The Cat Owner's Guide
Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?
A Reservation Issue
My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.
The Chuck Norris Standard
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?