Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The No and Me Neither
Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?
The Award-Winning Scarecrow
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?
The Eternal Thermostat
In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads.
The Mona Lisa Date
[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight
The Doctor's Leg
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No. Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah.
Prehistoric Playtime
T Rex isn't so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney
A Murder Most Fowl
What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?
The Lice Strategy
Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."
Medical Temperament
How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?