Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma
Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?
Supernatural Hearing
My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,
The Silver Lining
Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly.
The Web's Resident Arachnid
What sits in the middle of the world wide web?
Scientific Intimacy
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom.
The Nutritionist's Loophole
My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,
Academic Overachievers
Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...
Snowman Sniffing
Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...
Sharknado Fears
We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.
The Croc Critique
A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank ask each other why people hate them.