Jury Duty Realities
I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.
It really puts the justice system into perspective.
I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.
It really puts the justice system into perspective.
Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
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