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Full of Potential Energy

My science teacher said I'm full of potential.

The Sky Got the Soda Deal

A photographer captured a rare red lightning flash called a 'sprite' above a storm.

Fight, Flight, or Furniture

Experts say the body has a fight-or-flight response.

Fridge Offers Unsolicited Meal Advice

My smart fridge started recommending healthy recipes.

Handmade Card, Peer-Reviewed

My son made me a card that said "World's Okayest Dad."

The Snooze Button Treaty

My alarm clock and I have an understanding.

Bedtime Contract Negotiations

My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.

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Four In a Row

Four In a Row gameplay preview

Drop a disc. Plot a victory.

Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.

Play Four In a Row

Loyal Member, Zero Visits

I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.

Graduated With Selective Honors

My dog finally finished obedience school.

Democracy Dies in the Group Chat

I made a poll so the group could finally pick a restaurant.

Work-From-Home Predator

Trapdoor spiders are basically introverts with a business plan.

My Idea of Paradise

I always pictured heaven with fluffy clouds and golden harps.

Unexpected Item in My Life

The self-checkout machine yelled, 'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Gap Year Package

My package tracker has said 'Out for Delivery' for six straight days.

My Identity Thief Is Thriving

My bank texted me about suspicious activity on my card. I panicked and checked my statement: kale, a gym membership, a day planner, and a book called 'Budgeting for Beginners.'

Haunted House Bravery Lasts Exactly One Hallway

I strut into every haunted house acting completely fearless.

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Sudoku

Sudoku gameplay preview

Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

Play Sudoku

Getting Her Number Took Longer Than Expected

I finally worked up the courage to ask for her number.

Microwaved Leftovers Are a Geography Lesson

Reheating leftovers always goes the same way: lava on the edges, glacier in the middle,

Autocorrect Joined My Argument

My phone started fixing my grammar in the middle of a text argument.

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