Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Overworked Clock
The office clock kept staying late, missing lunch, and skipping breaks. HR finally called it in for a meeting and asked why it was so stressed. The clock sighed and said it was completely overwhelmed.
The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis
My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.
The Principal's Big Announcement
My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.
The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.
The Giraffe's Big Complaint
I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'
Parental Math
New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?
The Bluetooth Connection Struggle
My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.
Muffins
So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, 'Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?'
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
