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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

The Most Productive Part of My Day

I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.

My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.

The Parent Performance

Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.

My Son Isn't Mine?

I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.

Eight-Armed Envy

What animal do I respect most? The octopus.

The DIY Expert's Confession

I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.

Vain Twig

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

Fitness Trail Motivation

We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,

High Stakes Career

What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?

The Long-Awaited Answer

* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?

Dairy Logic

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Llama Zen

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Stubborn Steeds

Horses are very contrarian...

Chernobyl Counting

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.

Feline Foul Play

Why do felines always win board games?

Double the Dad

Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all

Dream Production

After a dream I had last night, credits rolled.

A Crumbly Situation

Two cookies were walking across the road...