Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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I Muted the Family Group Chat for One Hour
I needed a little peace and quiet, so I muted the family group chat.
The Great Ice Cream Flavor Arms Race
The ice cream shop in town added a 32nd flavor, so the shop across the street launched a 33rd.
Accidental Choreography in Aisle Five
I tried to pass someone in the grocery aisle. We both stepped left, then right, then left again.
Cannon
Aim high. Laugh at the misses.
Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.
Play Cannon
The Stone Age Power Grid
In the Stone Age, your reading lamp was a bird holding a glowing rock in its beak.
Two Minutes Away, Spiritually
My food delivery app has said 'Your driver is 2 minutes away' for the last 40 minutes.
Self-Checkout Trust Issues
For the first time ever, I scanned every single item at self-checkout perfectly on the first try.
Territorial Mornings
Our jungle guide explained that howler monkeys scream at dawn to mark their territory.
A Cat's Idea of Gratitude
After I bought my cat a fancy new bed, she finally showed me some appreciation.
Budget Princess Problems
If I were a Disney princess, woodland birds would help me get dressed every morning.
Concert Through a Thousand Screens
I finally went to a big stadium concert, and everyone in front of me filmed the entire show.
The Most Polite Dog Alive
My dog sat quietly by the back door for forty minutes so he wouldn't interrupt my important work.
Pacman
Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.
Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.
Play PacmanThe Most Dangerous Disney Attraction
Everyone thinks the 'magic' at Disneyland happens in front of the castle at sunset.
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