Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Maze
Getting lost is half the fun.
Find your way out of a fresh maze before time slips away.
Play MazeMild Is a Dare in Disguise
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
The Parrot Learned the Microwave
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
The Cart With a Different Life Plan
Every grocery cart I choose has three wheels heading to produce and one wheel heading to a new life.
One Percent Battery Changes a Person
The moment my phone hits one percent, I become someone who would knock on a stranger's door.
Tom, Please Stop Texting the Weather Guy
My uncle Tom emails the local meteorologist every time it rains and says, 'You said sunny.'
The Dog Has Terms and Conditions
My dog stands calmly on a leash through traffic, thunder, and a parade.
Blackjack
A little hit-or-stand suspense.
Play for fun. Take on the dealer and aim for 21.
Play BlackjackThe Time Capsule Under the Floorboards
We found a time capsule under our new floors with a note: 'Dear future homeowner, we hope the world has solved its problems.'
Iceberg Lettuce Technicality
My dad doesn't eat vegetables, so he put my lettuce in the freezer and said, 'Well, it's iceberg.'
The Group Chat Reply Window
I typed a thoughtful response to the group chat, then watched six people discuss something else entirely for forty minutes.
Parallel Parking Personal Best
After fourteen minutes of parallel parking, I finally got the car into the space.
Cookie Constitution
My brother and I settled the last-cookie dispute fairly: one cuts, the other chooses.
The Lonely Scallop
The fancy restaurant served me one scallop on a plate the size of a hubcap, so I felt bad for it and asked for a second to keep it company.
Campaign Season at Home
My five-year-old is running for family president. Her platform is dessert first and optional bedtime.
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