Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Giraffe’s Necktie Dilemma
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Santa's Sharp Ears
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
The Promotion Nobody Wanted
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
The Universal Bow
What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
You know something, Jon Snow
Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."
Wizarding Woes
I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume.
Monday's Surprising Motivation
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
