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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Lizards Know Where To Shop

Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?

The Alarm Clock's Bold Request

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?

Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?

The Notification Nobody Wanted

Knock knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who?

The Barista's Mysterious Mask

Why was the barista wearing a mask?

Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer

Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...

The Forecast Nobody Asked For

Knock knock. Who's there? Hail. Hail who?

The Aspiring Ornithologist

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?

The Committed Couple

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?

The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

A Soup-erior Correction

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

The Antique Enthusiast

My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.

Tech Support Nightmare

My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"

The Overachieving Amphibian

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who?

The Grammar Police Investigation

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?

Quantum Quacks

Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'

The Quality Control Husband

My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad

Swiss Positivity

So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland.

The Digital Age Paradox

My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.

A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?