LaughParty
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The Memory Upgrade Problem
I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.
The Infinite Meeting Loop Hole
My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.
10 Blunt Medical Truths From the Doctor Who Clearly Failed Bedside Manner School
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile medical waiting room, flipping through a copy of Highlights Magazine from 1994, trying to figure ...
The Holiday's Identity Crisis
I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.
10 Things to Do in a Hospital Waiting Room That Are Less Depressing Than Thinking About Death
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile hospital waiting room, the smell of industrial grade floor wax is assaulting your nostrils, and y ...
Love at First Sight: How to Find the One in a Bar That Smells Like Regret and Cheap Gin
In the modern dating landscape, finding someone who shares your specific brand of weirdness is like finding a functional printer in a public library. ...
The Smartest Device in the Room
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
The King's Military Secret
Where does a king keep his armies?
The Cart's Emotional Baggage
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
Local Man Discovers Being 6 Foot 5 Does Not Make His Racism Any Shorter or Less Stupid
In the grand, illustrious history of bad ideas, there is a special, velvet-lined trophy room for people who believe that being tall is a substitute fo ...
The Cruelest Birthday Candles
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
Apple Review: I Just Bit into a Crisp Red Sphere of Wet Sawdust and Sadness
We have all been there. You are strolling through the produce aisle, feeling like a beacon of health because you bypassed the neon orange cheese puffs ...