LaughParty
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The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.
The Giraffe's Big Complaint
I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'
The Bluetooth Connection Struggle
My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.
Coleman Lazy River
Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
Local Weather Anchor Finally Snaps and Admits the Air Is Just One Giant Dog Lick of Sadness
The mercury is currently climbing so high that the local weather anchors have abandoned their professional composure and are now just weeping openly i ...
The Influencer's Big Following
I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.
The Penguin's Career Advice
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
How to Become an Overnight Success in Just Fifteen Years of Failure
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
10 Men Whose Only Safety Regulation Is The Phrase Because Of Freedom Baby
There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...
