LaughParty
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Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
Cemetery Cell Service Struggles
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
The Handyman's Unfinished Business
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Chicken Coops and Their Doors
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Your Knees Are Now Just Rice Krispies: 10 Harsh Realities of Aging According to Eddie Griffin
There comes a moment in every person life when you realize that your body is no longer a temple, but rather a fixer-upper with a questionable foundati ...
The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
5 People You’ll Definitely Witness Recording Your Choking Instead of Helping During a Fancy Dinner Party
We have all been there. You are at a fancy dinner party, trying to look sophisticated while eating a piece of overcooked steak, when suddenly, the per ...
Helicopter With An Ejection Seat
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
The Cloud's Identity Crisis
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Norway Officially Explains Why Every App You Own Now Actively Hates You
The Norwegian Consumer Council has officially released a video tackling the internet phenomenon known as enshittification, and if you thought that was ...
The Commitment That Knocked
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
15 Times Absolute Logic Was So Stupid It Actually Sort Of Made Sense
We have all been there. You are sitting in a meeting or scrolling through social media when someone drops a take so hot, so incredibly bold, that your ...
Kayaking Where You Least Expect It
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
The Pasta's Big Confession
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
The Most Productive Part of My Day
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.