LaughParty
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The Penguin's Career Advice
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
How to Become an Overnight Success in Just Fifteen Years of Failure
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
10 Men Whose Only Safety Regulation Is The Phrase Because Of Freedom Baby
There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...
Trump Farted
This is a satirical comedic video reflecting on the scent of a presidency. ...
Local Pub Shuts Down After Listing Pints for 25p Because the Government Hates You Being Happy
In the bustling city of Leeds, a local pub recently found itself in the middle of a bureaucratic tug of war that proves one thing: the government will ...
The Giraffe’s Necktie Dilemma
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
The Promotion Nobody Wanted
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Monday's Surprising Motivation
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
Cemetery Cell Service Struggles
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
