LaughParty
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Snake
Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.
Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.
Play SnakeWhat Happens in Veda: Why the Dalai Lama Just Hit the Jackpot in Las Vegas
We all know the classic setup. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks the guy behind the counter to make him one with everything. It is a spiritual classic, right up there with the one about the monk who refuses to leave his cave because he has already reached the final level of Tetris. But recently, the rumor mill has been churning with a questi…
The Influencer's Existential Crisis
I posted a photo of my lunch and got zero likes, so I deleted it immediately.
My Wife Can’t Watch Gladiator Without Fact Checking The Sandals
Marriage is a beautiful journey of compromise, growth, and, apparently, high-definition forensic investigation. For years, I assumed that my wife watched movies for the plot, the cinematography, or perhaps the gratuitous shots of Russell Crowe looking broodingly into the middle distance. It turns out I was wrong. My wife watches movies like a private inve…
The Software Update Ultimatum
My computer kept asking me to restart to finish installing updates. I ignored it for six months. Finally, I gave in and restarted. When it came back on, it just displayed one message:
The Memory Upgrade Problem
I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.
The Infinite Meeting Loop Hole
My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.
10 Blunt Medical Truths From the Doctor Who Clearly Failed Bedside Manner School
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile medical waiting room, flipping through a copy of Highlights Magazine from 1994, trying to figure out where the hidden toothbrush is in the cartoon picture while your life hangs in the balance. When the doctor finally emerges, you do not want medical jargon. You do not want a lecture on cholesterol. You…
The Holiday's Identity Crisis
I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.
Poker
Keep your cards. Lose your frown.
Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.
Play PokerThe Scenic Route Problem
I told my GPS to take me somewhere I've never been before.
10 Things to Do in a Hospital Waiting Room That Are Less Depressing Than Thinking About Death
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile hospital waiting room, the smell of industrial grade floor wax is assaulting your nostrils, and you are waiting for a medical professional to give you the news. Your heart is pounding, your palms are sweaty, and you are desperately hoping for a sign that everything is going to be okay. Usually, this is…