LaughParty
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The Commitment That Knocked
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
15 Times Absolute Logic Was So Stupid It Actually Sort Of Made Sense
We have all been there. You are sitting in a meeting or scrolling through social media when someone drops a take so hot, so incredibly bold, that your ...
Kayaking Where You Least Expect It
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
The Pasta's Big Confession
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
The Most Productive Part of My Day
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
Your New Spiritual Tattoo Actually Means Soup of the Day
We have all been there. You are wandering through a thrift store or a trendy boutique in a neighborhood where the rent is higher than the oxygen level ...
My Body Filed a Complaint
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
My Son Isn't Mine?
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
The DIY Expert's Confession
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Lizards Know Where To Shop
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
The Alarm Clock's Bold Request
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
The Notification Nobody Wanted
Knock knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who?
My daughter lost a tooth and set it up like an offering for the toothfairy
In the high-stakes world of childhood finance, the Tooth Fairy has long held a monopoly on the calcium-for-cash exchange market. Most kids play it saf ...
Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...