Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
They're just optical Aleutians.
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
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