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The Smoke Alarm Chef

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The Smoke Alarm Chef

My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.

He said, 'Son, that thing has never once missed letting me know dinner is ready.'

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