The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
He said, 'Son, that thing has never once missed letting me know dinner is ready.'
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
He said, 'Son, that thing has never once missed letting me know dinner is ready.'
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take: Everything below is invented for laughs. The people, the street and the alarming sticker strategy are all fictional. Residents of the imaginary cul-de-sac known as Maple Regret Lane were shaken this week when Delbert Fenwick, an 80-year-old retiree who irons his gardening gloves, crossed the street holding…
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