The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
He said, 'Son, that thing has never once missed letting me know dinner is ready.'
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
He said, 'Son, that thing has never once missed letting me know dinner is ready.'
My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.
Why did the tennis player get in trouble with his bank?
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.
Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.
What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?
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