Clean Humor

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The Competitive Vegetable Garden

The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes......

The Asparagus Career Path

I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line. … They said my performance was spears-only....

3 AM at the Diner: A Guide to Having a Full Existential Crisis Over Side-Order Hash Browns

There is a specific brand of silence that only exists in a 2:00 AM diner. It’s a thick, syrupy quiet, occasionally punctuated by the sound of a dist...