Clean Humor
Family-friendly jokes and content
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Apple Review: I Just Bit into a Crisp Red Sphere of Wet Sawdust and Sadness
We have all been there. You are strolling through the produce aisle, feeling like a beacon of health because you bypassed the neon orange cheese puffs ...
10 Signs Your Oldie But Goodie Is Actually Just Hazardous Waste
We have all heard the phrase oldie but goodie used to describe everything from a crusty cassette tape of 1980s power ballads to that one specific pair ...
Move Over Espresso: Why Stubbing Your Toe Is the New Ultimate Morning Caffeine Hack
Forget the roasted beans, the artisanal froth, and the overpriced cardboard sleeves that somehow always burn your thumb. According to the latest findi ...
Local Bride Devastated to Discover Husband is a Monotesticular Mystery
Marriage is a journey of discovery. Usually, that discovery involves finding out your spouse leaves wet towels on the bed like a soggy decorative pill ...
The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
10 Men Whose Only Safety Regulation Is The Phrase Because Of Freedom Baby
There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...
Trump Farted
This is a satirical comedic video reflecting on the scent of a presidency. ...
Local Pub Shuts Down After Listing Pints for 25p Because the Government Hates You Being Happy
In the bustling city of Leeds, a local pub recently found itself in the middle of a bureaucratic tug of war that proves one thing: the government will ...
Your Knees Are Now Just Rice Krispies: 10 Harsh Realities of Aging According to Eddie Griffin
There comes a moment in every person life when you realize that your body is no longer a temple, but rather a fixer-upper with a questionable foundati ...
15 Times Absolute Logic Was So Stupid It Actually Sort Of Made Sense
We have all been there. You are sitting in a meeting or scrolling through social media when someone drops a take so hot, so incredibly bold, that your ...
Your New Spiritual Tattoo Actually Means Soup of the Day
We have all been there. You are wandering through a thrift store or a trendy boutique in a neighborhood where the rent is higher than the oxygen level ...
My daughter lost a tooth and set it up like an offering for the toothfairy
In the high-stakes world of childhood finance, the Tooth Fairy has long held a monopoly on the calcium-for-cash exchange market. Most kids play it saf ...
Dave Chappelle Reminds Artists That Without Boundaries Your Work is Just a Complimentary Motel Mint
Dave Chappelle has emerged from his metaphorical mountain retreat once again to remind the creative world that if you do not value your art, the rest ...
Crunch Time: 10 Hilarious Ways Your Car Just Told You Your Insurance Is Going Up
There is a specific, soul crushing sound that occurs when metal meets immovable objects. It is not quite a thud, and it is certainly more than a clink ...
Man Moves to Hawaii Just to Rub It in While You Fight Your Thermostat to the Death
In a world where most of us consider a trip to the local grocery store a high-stakes adventure, Kameron Johnson has officially upped the ante by reloc ...
Science Reaches Breakthrough Discovery That Everything You Love Is Slowly Killing You
Science used to be cool. We used to get the moon landing, neon-colored Gatorade, and those little dinosaur sponges that grow in water. But lately, sci ...
Fossil Fuel Giant Secures $370 Million Tax Break by Claiming Natural Gas Is a Trendy Alternative Fuel
In a world where words no longer have meaning and gravity is just a suggestion made by nerds in lab coats, a massive fossil fuel corporation has manag ...
7 Stupid Questions That Prove Your Middle School Guidance Counselor Was A Liar
We have all heard the motivational posters hanging in middle school hallways. You know the ones: a majestic eagle soaring over a mountain range with a ...
Botox and humps: 20 camels disqualified from beauty pageant for cosmetic surgery scandal
Forget the influencers on Instagram filters or the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The true drama of the cosmetic surgery world has officially moved ...
Florida Man Discovers 7-Foot Boa Constrictor Is the Ultimate Monday Morning Speed Bump
In most parts of the civilized world, the morning routine consists of a mild existential crisis, three cups of coffee, and perhaps a frantic search fo ...
Italian Police Launch Full Scale Military Operation to Catch a Single Tiny Thief
In the picturesque Italian city of Como, known primarily for its stunning lake and George Clooney sightings, the local authorities recently decided to ...