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Adults Trick-or-Treating: A Comic Take on the Great Candy Standoff
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction alert: Everything below is invented for laughs. No real people, neighborhoods, or fun-sized chocolate bars were harmed. Somewhere in the imaginary town of Gumdrop Heights, a historic Halloween showdown is unfolding. On one side: children, armed with pillowcases and boundless optimism. On the other: adults, armed with…
Comic Fiction: Orange Cone Crosses Road, Local Drivers Remain Committed to Ignoring Everything
A LaughParty comic take. Note: This is a work of comic fiction and not a news report. All people, places, and cones are invented for fun. In the made-up town of Pumpkinford Heights, Officer Dale Winklebottom had a bold idea: if drivers wouldn't respect a crosswalk sign, maybe they'd respect a giant orange cone with legs. He had a plan. He'd put on a foam…
Local Gourd Artist Loses Pumpkin Contest, Gains Unshakable Sense of Injustice
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the judges, the trophy, and the pumpkin's feelings. In the fictional town of Squashbury Falls, a man named Gerald Pithwick has spent the past 72 hours explaining to anyone within earshot that his jack-o'-lantern was robbed. The mail carrier has heard it. The neighbor…
Retiree, 80, Launches One-Man Campaign Against Neighbor's Mud-Coated Hatchback
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take: Everything below is invented for laughs. The people, the street and the alarming sticker strategy are all fictional. Residents of the imaginary cul-de-sac known as Maple Regret Lane were shaken this week when Delbert Fenwick, an 80-year-old retiree who irons his gardening gloves, crossed the street holding…
Local Pond Opens Driving School, Immediately Regrets Offering Parallel Parking
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The following is an entirely made-up, satirical take. No real ducks, driving schools or traffic departments were involved, though several bread crusts were emotionally invested. In the quiet town of Puddleford, residents were startled this week to discover a hand-painted sign at the edge of Mallard Pond reading: "QU…
Iron Pumpkin Gym Survives Halloween Leg Day, Mostly
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: Every event below is invented, much like the workout plan you swore you'd start in September. Each October 31st, most of humanity celebrates with candy, costumes and questionable decorative skeletons. A small, determined group celebrates with leg day. At the entirely fictional Iron Pumpkin Fitness Center, staff brac…
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Man Discovers the Halloween Candy Bowl Has a Bottom
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. The following is entirely fictional, and any resemblance to your own pantry is a coincidence your dentist will not find funny. In a quiet suburban kitchen, a husband we will call Gary is living a lie. The lie is shaped like a large orange plastic bowl with a cartoon pumpkin on the side. According to his wi…
My Robot Vacuum Has Discovered Comedy, and I Am Its Only Audience
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No real robots, owners, or houseplants were harmed or consulted. When I bought a robot vacuum, the box promised "smart navigation" and "adaptive learning." I assumed that meant it would learn where the couch was. I did not expect it to learn timing. It started small…
Bear Skips the Bestsellers, Checks Out the Honey Instead
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: This is a satirical take inspired by a headline about a bear, a library and a Winnie the Pooh celebration. Every character, quote and detail below is invented for laughs. Librarians in a fictional version of a mountain town are calling it the most on-theme heist in history. On the one day of the year dedicated to a…
Local Seal Pup Joins Surf Crew, Immediately Becomes Its Most Committed Member
A LaughParty comic take. A comic take. The events below are invented for laughs and inspired only by the general idea of a seal pup who likes to hang out with surfers. Every morning at dawn, a small crew of San Diego surfers paddles out to catch the first waves of the day. And every morning, they find someone already waiting for them: a baby seal pup with…
Goat Hits Snooze, Wakes Up to an Empty Pasture and Several Questions
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No goats were harmed or fact-checked. Somewhere on a hillside that may or may not exist, a goat we will call Gerald opened one eye, then the other, then both again for good measure. The sun was high. The grass was quiet. And the forty-two goats who had been sleeping…
Man Answers Every Question With Total Accuracy, Leaves Auto Parts Store Empty-Handed
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: the following events are entirely made up, much like my understanding of transmissions. Gary Pemberton, 44, of the fictional town of Mildew Falls, walked into a neighborhood auto parts store on Tuesday with one simple goal. Three hours later, he walked out with a laminated certificate of participation, a free air fr…
Local Man Bravely Sips Macaroni Soda, Reports Seeing His Ancestors Shake Their Heads
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The events, people and products in this article are invented for laughs. Any resemblance to an actual beverage is your fridge's problem, not ours. Humanity has achieved many things. We split the atom. We put a rover on Mars. We taught a phone to recognize our face even when we've just woken up looking like a startle…
Goose Family Portrait Ruined by Ducks With Agents
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the ducks' lawyer. The Honkington family had planned their annual portrait for weeks. Mother Goose had groomed every feather. Father Goose had practiced his dignified neck angle, which he calls The Swan Impersonation. The six goslings had been bribed with a whole sli…
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Local Man's Tongue Files Formal Complaint After Gruyère Ice Cream Turns Out to Be Delicious
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for entertainment, and no actual taste buds were harmed. In a turn of events that has shaken the dessert world to its waffle-cone foundations, a fictional man named Derek ordered a scoop of Gruyère cheese ice cream as a joke and was then personally betrayed when it tasted good.…
Local Frog Launches Motivational Career, Refuses to Acknowledge It Is a Frog
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the frog's business plan. Somewhere on the internet, a picture of a frog was posted with the caption 'motivative.' That's all we know. So naturally, we've imagined the frog's entire career as a life coach. Meet Gerald, a small green amphibian who sits on a lily pad w…
Oxford Comma Demands Raise, Cites Centuries of Unpaid Labor, Disrespect, and Being Ignored by AP Style
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the punctuation community, the Oxford Comma has formally submitted a request for a raise, citing "centuries of thankless labor, chronic underappreciation, and a hostile work environment." The irony of using itself in its own complaint was, according to sources, completely intentional. The request, delivered in a…
Tuxedoed Bird Steals Bodyboard, Claims He Was Born for This
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take: the events below are invented for fun, loosely inspired by a real video of an African penguin hitching a ride on a bodyboard. No actual penguins were interviewed, mostly because they kept walking away. Beachgoers were reportedly stunned this week when a small African penguin, roughly the size of a bowling…
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