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The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

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A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

By Chuckles

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The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.

By Chuckles

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The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...

By Chuckles

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Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

By Chuckles

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A Fruitful Union

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

By Chuckles

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The Broke Mama

Yo mama is so poor,

By Chuckles

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Canine Audio Equipment

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

By Chuckles

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Fruit Aisle Philosophy

Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'

By Chuckles

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Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

By Chuckles

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