Dad Jokes
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The Laptop's Favorite Season
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
The Giraffe's Big Complaint
I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'
The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
The Structural Integrity Specialist
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
Space Shooter
Your break is cleared for launch.
Dodge enemy waves, grab power-ups and take on bosses.
Play Space ShooterThe Unwelcoming Host
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
Crossword
A little clue. A big aha!
Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.
Play CrosswordTiles
Slide into a little victory.
Shuffle your way to order in the classic number puzzle.
Play TilesYour next laugh is one click away.
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