Dad Jokes

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A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.

The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...

Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

A Fruitful Union

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

The Broke Mama

Yo mama is so poor,

Canine Audio Equipment

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

Fruit Aisle Philosophy

Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'

Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?