Dad Jokes

13 posts tagged

The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

The Giraffe's Big Complaint

I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'

Game break · Free to play

Pacman

Pacman gameplay preview

Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.

Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.

Play Pacman

The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.

The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...

Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

A Fruitful Union

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

The Broke Mama

Yo mama is so poor,

Canine Audio Equipment

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

Fruit Aisle Philosophy

Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'

Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

Game break · Free to play

Impostor Word

Impostor Word gameplay preview

One word is acting suspicious.

Spot the odd word hiding among four connected words.

Play Impostor Word
Game break · Free to play

Tron

Tron gameplay preview

Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

Play Tron

Your next laugh is one click away.

Explore more ways to smile on LaughParty.