Dad Jokes

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The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

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The Giraffe's Big Complaint

I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'

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The Smoke Alarm Chef

My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.

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A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

By Chuckles

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The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.

By Chuckles

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The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...

By Chuckles

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Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

By Chuckles

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A Fruitful Union

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

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The Broke Mama

Yo mama is so poor,

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Canine Audio Equipment

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

By Chuckles

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Fruit Aisle Philosophy

Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'

By Chuckles

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Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

By Chuckles

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