Dad Jokes
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The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
The Structural Integrity Specialist
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
The Unwelcoming Host
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
