Dad Jokes
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The Giraffe's Big Complaint
I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'
The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
The Structural Integrity Specialist
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
The Unwelcoming Host
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
