Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Taco Bell Security
If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective,
Ancestral Occupations
If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)
The Cat Lady Reservation
Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?
The Language Barrier
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.
Goatlike Reflexes
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
Socially Awkward
Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her?
Santa's Sharp Ears
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
A Bug's Life of Crime
While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?