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Analog Internet

I read an actual newspaper today!

Animal Antics

What is the dumbest animal?

Hair-Raising Homelessness

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

Math Class Caution

Dont drink and Derive

Fashion Advice

Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud?

Shoe Shopping

I just bought shoes from a drug dealer

Prehistoric Piety

What do you call a religious dinosaur?

Nessie's Commute

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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Mutant Math

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Calculator Watch Woes

If you still wear a Calculator watch,

Handy Gardening

I would help you carry some of those bushes...

Furniture Fiasco

I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won

Reptilian Detective

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

The Toddler Transformation

My kid wanted juice but I gave him water

Autocorrect Surveillance

Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban,

Subway Shrinkage

You know it's cold outside when...

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Tic Tac Toe

Tic Tac Toe gameplay preview

X marks your next brain break.

Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.

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Avian Audience

Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary...

Pinocchio

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

The Committed Couple

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?

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