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Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

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The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

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The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

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The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

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The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '

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The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

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