Pinocchio
When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire!!
When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire!!
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?
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