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The Most Dangerous Disney Attraction

Everyone thinks the 'magic' at Disneyland happens in front of the castle at sunset.

The Password Memory Crisis

Why did the computer go to therapy?

The Four Seasons of Modern Living

My meteorologist friend explained that we no longer have Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter; instead, we have 'Pollination Panic,' 'Sweating Through My Shirt,' 'Pumpkin Spice Everything,' and 'Why Do I Live Where the Air Hurts My Face?'

The Overachieving Garden Gnome Problem

My neighbor bought a high-tech garden gnome equipped with AI and motion sensors to keep the rabbits away. I asked him how it was working out, and he looked absolutely exhausted.

The Smart Home Security Paradox

My new smart doorbell is so advanced that it sends a high-definition video alert to my phone every time a leaf blows across the porch, yet it somehow lacks the basic logic to realize I’m the one standing there in my underwear at 3:00 AM because I locked myself out.

The Influencer's Existential Crisis

I posted a photo of my lunch and got zero likes, so I deleted it immediately.

Benjamin Franklin’s Electric Wingman Attempt

When Benjamin Franklin flew a kite in a lightning storm to prove electricity existed, he wasn't just being a visionary scientist; he was actually trying to invent the world's first wireless phone charger so he could stop missing dinner invites.

The Software Update Ultimatum

My computer kept asking me to restart to finish installing updates. I ignored it for six months. Finally, I gave in and restarted. When it came back on, it just displayed one message:

The Memory Upgrade Problem

I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.

The Infinite Meeting Loop Hole

My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.

Remarkable Office Supplies

You know, I just love whiteboards...

Relationship Status

Men. Can't live with 'em...

Yawn Monster

If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster.

The Reeces Pieces Thesis

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

Shot my dog 's'mornin'

Farmer: "Shot my dog 's'mornin'" Friend: "Were he mad?"

Internet Cooking

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

Gym Class Hero

Jokes about fat people aren't funny.

How I Fell Off a Cliff

New book out:

Bugged by Lightbulbs

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Where's Waldo?

[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant?

The Chuck Norris Special

When Chuck Norris finishes a joke...