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Cookie Constitution

By Chuckles 4 hours ago 0 views

My brother and I settled the last-cookie dispute fairly: one cuts, the other chooses.

I've never seen anyone cut a cookie with such surgical fear.

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Tags: Baking Brothers Compromise Cookies Dessert Fairness Siblings Snacktime

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