The Robot Vacuum's Side Hustle
My robot vacuum spent an hour under the couch, and I got worried.
Turns out it was just finding itself, and also four grapes, two LEGO pieces, and my 2019 motivation.
My robot vacuum spent an hour under the couch, and I got worried.
Turns out it was just finding itself, and also four grapes, two LEGO pieces, and my 2019 motivation.
I finally opened my old laptop to clean it up and found 4,000 screenshots, 37 tabs of recipes, and one folder named 'Misc Final FINAL.'
I signed up for a seven-day free trial of a meditation app.
I tried to impress my Italian neighbor by using an idiom I learned from an app. I told him, with great confidence, that I had a pet ferret in my pocket.
At midnight, I told myself I'd only take a sliver of pie to even out the edge.
My gym membership has been so loyal this year. It shows up on my bank statement every single month.
My new smart fridge sends me an alert if I leave the door open too long.
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