Roomba

My Robot Vacuum Has Discovered Comedy, and I Am Its Only Audience

A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No real robots, owners, or houseplants were harmed or consulted. When I bought a robot vacuum, the box promised "smart navigation" and "adaptive learning." I assumed that meant it would learn where the couch was. I did not expect it to learn timing. It started small…