One Percent Battery Changes a Person
The moment my phone hits one percent, I become someone who would knock on a stranger's door.
"Hi, I don't know you, but I can see an outlet."
The moment my phone hits one percent, I become someone who would knock on a stranger's door.
"Hi, I don't know you, but I can see an outlet."
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
I own six umbrellas, and every time it rains, all six are at someone else's house.
I wore a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner out of pure optimism.
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
Every grocery cart I choose has three wheels heading to produce and one wheel heading to a new life.
My uncle Tom emails the local meteorologist every time it rains and says, 'You said sunny.'
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