The Parrot Learned the Microwave
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
I stand there waiting for food that doesn't exist while he looks very proud of himself.
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
I stand there waiting for food that doesn't exist while he looks very proud of himself.
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