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The Time Capsule Under the Floorboards

By Chuckles 4 hours ago 0 views

We found a time capsule under our new floors with a note: 'Dear future homeowner, we hope the world has solved its problems.'

We added a note of our own: 'No, but we have a doorbell that talks to our phones now.'

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