Waterskiing Is Off the Table
I told my friends I couldn't go waterskiing this weekend.
They asked if I was injured. I said no, I just read the part where you let go of the rope and I haven't let go of anything since 2014.
I told my friends I couldn't go waterskiing this weekend.
They asked if I was injured. I said no, I just read the part where you let go of the rope and I haven't let go of anything since 2014.
We found a time capsule under our new floors with a note: 'Dear future homeowner, we hope the world has solved its problems.'
My dad doesn't eat vegetables, so he put my lettuce in the freezer and said, 'Well, it's iceberg.'
Two strangers in an elevator both said, 'Well, here we go.'
I typed a thoughtful response to the group chat, then watched six people discuss something else entirely for forty minutes.
After fourteen minutes of parallel parking, I finally got the car into the space.
My brother and I settled the last-cookie dispute fairly: one cuts, the other chooses.
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