LaughParty
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Block Fires Half Its Humans After Realizing Robots Don't Need Mental Health Days or Artisanal Coffee
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow, metallic takeover of our society, Block, the company formerly known as Square, has decided to hit the eject button on nearly half its workforce. Why? Because the robots are finally ready to do your job, and unlike you, they do not require health insurance, artisanal coff…
The Sourdough Starter Intervention
My wife asked why I was whispering while making dinner, and I told her the yeast was resting and I didn't want to wake it up. She rolled her eyes and said I was taking the 'artisanal bread' hobby too far.
East India Company Fails for Second Time in 400 Years Proving Not Even Global Tyranny Can Survive the Economy
It takes a special kind of talent to fail at the same job twice, especially when those failures are separated by a cool 167 years. The East India Company, the original corporate overlord that once owned half the planet and had its own private army, has officially called it quits again. Apparently, the second comeback tour went about as well as a reunion c…
Uno
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Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.
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Washington State Licensing Hotline Accidentally Invented a New Language Instead of Using Spanish
Welcome to Washington state, where the coffee is strong, the rain is persistent, and the Department of Licensing has apparently decided that "Spanish" is just a suggestion. In a move that truly redefines the phrase "lost in translation," callers to the state's official hotline have discovered that pressing 2 for Spanish does not, in fact, connect you to a…
Century Egg Challenge: How to Eat Something That Looks Like a Dinosaur’s Mistake and Smells Like a Janitor’s Closet
In the world of culinary "dares," there is a hierarchy of terror. You have your ghost peppers, your fermented shark, and then you have the heavyweight champion of "Why is this in my mouth?": the Century Egg. For those uninitiated, a Century Egg is a Chinese delicacy where an egg is preserved in a mixture of clay, ash, salt, and quicklime until the yolk tu…
Chris Hansen Tells Roblox Creditors to Have a Seat in the Metaverse
Lock up your blocky avatars and hide your digital pizza, because Chris Hansen is officially entering the Metaverse. In a crossover event that absolutely nobody asked for but everyone secretly deserves, the man who spent the early 2000s making middle aged men weep over lemonade is turning his investigative gaze toward Roblox. Yes, the platform where your n…
7 Signs You’ve Officially Become the Human Version of a Terms and Conditions Page
Have you ever had one of those moments where you realize you are essentially a ghost in your own home? Not the spooky, haunting-the-attic kind of ghost, but the "nobody noticed I’ve been holding this heavy box for twenty minutes" kind of ghost. It’s that exquisite societal phenomenon where people treat your existence like the "Terms and Conditions" page o…
Space Shooter
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Dodge enemy waves, grab power-ups and take on bosses.
Play Space ShooterThe Low Pressure Promotion
The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled.
Grown Men in Cargo Shorts Finally Stop Scuffling at Target as the Pokemon Card Bubble Bursts
For the past few years, trying to buy a pack of Pokémon cards has felt less like a fun childhood hobby and more like trying to secure a brick of gold bullion during a global heist. We have lived through a dark era where a holographic Charizard cost more than a mid-sized sedan, and grown men in cargo shorts were fighting each other in the aisles of Target…
The Competitive Vegetable Garden
The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes...
The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
Florida Man Attempts to Overthrow Cuban Government Before Remembering He Has Work on Monday
We have all had those deep, late night conversations with friends where we decide that we are definitely going to quit our jobs, move to a tropical island, and start a revolution. Usually, these plans dissolve the moment someone orders a second round of nachos or the Uber arrives. However, a local Tampa man recently decided to skip the nachos and go strai…