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Florida Man Discovers 7-Foot Boa Constrictor Is the Ultimate Monday Morning Speed Bump
In most parts of the civilized world, the morning routine consists of a mild existential crisis, three cups of coffee, and perhaps a frantic search for matching socks. But in Florida, the morning commute involves a survivalist subplot that would make Indiana Jones retire to a desk job at a library. One local resident recently proved that in the Sunshine S…
Italian Police Launch Full Scale Military Operation to Catch a Single Tiny Thief
In the picturesque Italian city of Como, known primarily for its stunning lake and George Clooney sightings, the local authorities recently decided to launch a military operation that makes the storming of Normandy look like a casual brunch. While most people go to Como to enjoy a nice prosecco and pretend they are in a Bond movie, the local law enforceme…
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I’ve been training my dog to do high-level calculus, but I think he’s struggling with the concept of 'infinity'.
Local Criminal Forgets How Stealing Works in Most Impressive Display of Stupidity Yet
There is a certain level of logical thinking required to be a successful criminal. Usually, this involves a basic understanding of cause and effect. If you take something that does not belong to you, the goal is to keep it. However, one aspiring mastermind recently decided to flip the script on the entire legal system by executing a plan so spectacularly…
Local Dog Reacts to Soldier Returning Home Like He Just Witnessed a Middle School Magic Trick
We have all seen those heartwarming videos where a soldier returns home from a long deployment and their dog absolutely loses its mind. The canine usually performs a series of gravity defying backflips, lets out a sound that can only be described as a tea kettle screaming in a wind tunnel, and proceeds to lick every square inch of the human's face until t…
A Relationship with High Standards
My wife asked me to stop acting like a flagpole because it was making our relationship feel too rigid and distant.
The Smart Home Relationship Intervention
My girlfriend and I finally moved into a high-tech 'smart home,' but after our first minor argument, the house clearly took her side. I knew I was in trouble when I asked the kitchen to start the coffee maker and it replied, 'I think you know what you did.'
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Illinois Finally Tackles the Big Issues by Naming the Italian Beef the Official State Sandwich
In a world where politicians usually spend their time arguing about budgets, infrastructure, or whose turn it is to buy the office donuts, the Illinois House of Representatives has finally decided to tackle the single most important issue facing the Great Lakes region: exactly how much gravy is too much gravy? A new bill is currently sizzling its way towa…
The Stationary Bike Commute
I’ve been training on a stationary bike for three hours every morning to prepare for my new job, but I’m starting to think the HR department lied to me.
LAPD Officer Proves Disability Leave Is No Obstacle to Jumping Out of a Plane
We have all been there. You wake up with a "crick" in your neck so severe that the mere thought of sitting at a desk feels like a human rights violation. You call in sick, wrap yourself in a duvet, and prepare for a grueling day of daytime television and ginger ale. However, one Los Angeles Police Department officer decided to take the concept of a recove…
New Study Confirms Your Great-Great-Grandmother Had a Major Thing for Neanderthals
It turns out that your family tree might be a little more "heavy browed" than you previously suspected. A new scientific study suggests that when it came to prehistoric romance, the most common pairing was a male Neanderthal and a female Homo sapien. Yes, it seems our great, great, great, great grandmothers had a bit of a thing for the bad boys from the n…