LaughParty
Member since February 2026
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The Dad Thermostat
My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.
The Fitness Journey
I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.
The Autocorrect Disaster
Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."
The Cat Meeting
I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.
The Smart Fridge
I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.
The Password Requirements
My bank asked me to create a password with at least 8 characters, one uppercase, one lowercase, a number, a special character, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a unicorn.
The Cheese Factory Tour
I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.
The Dictionary Thief
Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words for how angry I am.
The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
The Broken Pencil
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.
The Job Interview
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."
The Claustrophobic Astronaut
Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?