The Overachieving Amphibian
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s 'to whom.' My owl's been taking grammar classes, but I'm just a toad with an education.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s 'to whom.' My owl's been taking grammar classes, but I'm just a toad with an education.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
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