The Overachieving Amphibian
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s 'to whom.' My owl's been taking grammar classes, but I'm just a toad with an education.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s 'to whom.' My owl's been taking grammar classes, but I'm just a toad with an education.
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
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