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Full of Potential Energy

My science teacher said I'm full of potential.

A Very Agreeable Baby

My cousins named their newborn 'Terms and Conditions.'

The Password Memory Crisis

Why did the computer go to therapy?

The Holiday's Identity Crisis

I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.

The Cart's Emotional Baggage

I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.

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Four In a Row

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Drop a disc. Plot a victory.

Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.

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The Overworked Clock

The office clock kept staying late, missing lunch, and skipping breaks. HR finally called it in for a meeting and asked why it was so stressed. The clock sighed and said it was completely overwhelmed.

The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis

My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.

The Principal's Big Announcement

My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.

The Smartest Kid in Class

My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.

The Giraffe's Big Complaint

I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'

The Tennis Player's Big Mistake

Why did the tennis player get in trouble with his bank?

The Influencer's Big Following

I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.

The Owl's Midnight Interruption

Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?

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Tiles

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Slide into a little victory.

Shuffle your way to order in the classic number puzzle.

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The Promotion Nobody Wanted

My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.

Vegans Having An Argument

If two vegans are having an argument...

The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

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