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Full of Potential Energy

My science teacher said I'm full of potential.

A Very Agreeable Baby

My cousins named their newborn 'Terms and Conditions.'

The Password Memory Crisis

Why did the computer go to therapy?

The Holiday's Identity Crisis

I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.

The Cart's Emotional Baggage

I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.

The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

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Tic Tac Toe

Tic Tac Toe gameplay preview

X marks your next brain break.

Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.

Play Tic Tac Toe

The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis

My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.

The Principal's Big Announcement

My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.

The Smartest Kid in Class

My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

Play Flappy

The Tennis Player's Big Mistake

Why did the tennis player get in trouble with his bank?

The Influencer's Big Following

I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.

The Owl's Midnight Interruption

Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?

The Cat's Unexpected Visitor

Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?

The Promotion Nobody Wanted

My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.

Vegans Having An Argument

If two vegans are having an argument...

The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

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