The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner is served, according to the smoke alarm, which gave it a five-alarm review.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner is served, according to the smoke alarm, which gave it a five-alarm review.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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