The Pasta's Big Confession
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
It didn't want to get into another twisted situation, it was already way too knotted up in its last relationship.
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
It didn't want to get into another twisted situation, it was already way too knotted up in its last relationship.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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