Wordplay

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The Owl's Midnight Interruption

Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?

The Cat's Unexpected Visitor

Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?

Vegans Having An Argument

If two vegans are having an argument...

Monday's Surprising Motivation

My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.

Cemetery Cell Service Struggles

My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.

The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

The Notification Nobody Wanted

Knock knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who?

The Forecast Nobody Asked For

Knock knock. Who's there? Hail. Hail who?

The Aspiring Ornithologist

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?

The Antique Enthusiast

My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.

The Overachieving Amphibian

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who?

The Grammar Police Investigation

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?

A Relationship with High Standards

My wife asked me to stop acting like a flagpole because it was making our relationship feel too rigid and distant.

The Level-Headed Relationship

My husband insisted on installing all the new kitchen cabinets by himself, but after six hours of measuring and drilling, every single unit was visibly tilted at a forty-five-degree angle.

The Defensive Lineman's Dilemma

Knock knock. Who’s there? Intercept. Intercept who?