Wordplay
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The Low Pressure Promotion
The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled.
The Competitive Vegetable Garden
The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes...
The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
Vague Ramblings
Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...
What do you call going Doctor to Doctor
What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?
