The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
There is a specific, soul crushing sound that occurs when metal meets immovable objects. It is not quite a thud, and it is certainly more than a clink ...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
In a world where most of us consider a trip to the local grocery store a high-stakes adventure, Kameron Johnson has officially upped the ante by reloc ...
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
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