The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
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