The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
There comes a moment in every person life when you realize that your body is no longer a temple, but rather a fixer-upper with a questionable foundati ...
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