The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes...
They were just a group of people getting really defensive about their yards.
I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...
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