The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes...
They were just a group of people getting really defensive about their yards.
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
Marjorie Pettibone had one goal on Tuesday evening: take a photograph of a rainbow so beautiful that her sister-in-law would finally stop posting sunsets. She had the angle. She had the light. She had a thermos of cocoa balanced on the car hood like a professional. What she did not have was a clear shot, because something small and dark kept wobbling into…
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
A man in a modest living room achieved a new personal best in emotional damage control Tuesday evening, when his dog declined a paw-hold and the man responded by launching into the most convincing remote-control reach in the history of couch-based deception. "I wasn't hurt," said the man, to nobody, while holding a remote he had not wanted since 2019. "I…
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