Kayaking Where You Least Expect It
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
It turns out he was a ceiling rafter.
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
It turns out he was a ceiling rafter.
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
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