Where do you find a murder of crows?
Wherever there is probable caws.
My friend who lost the entire left side of his body just won a prestigious award for his positive attitude and incredible recovery. At the ceremony, they asked him if he ever felt like giving up during the long physical therapy sessions.
What is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary.
A lawyer and an engineer are arguing at a bar about who has the more honest profession.
I’ve been training my dog to do high-level calculus, but I think he’s struggling with the concept of 'infinity'.
My wife asked me to stop acting like a flagpole because it was making our relationship feel too rigid and distant.
My girlfriend and I finally moved into a high-tech 'smart home,' but after our first minor argument, the house clearly took her side. I knew I was in trouble when I asked the kitchen to start the coffee maker and it replied, 'I think you know what you did.'
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