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A Flock of Seagulls

A group of guys with ponytails is called...

Anatomical Blasphemy

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

Jungle Hide and Seek

A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

Psychic Vacation

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

The Impossible Order

A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese...

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Yahtzee

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Let the good rolls roll.

Roll five dice. Pick your holds. Chase a great combo.

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My Son Isn't Mine?

I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.

Survival Skills

I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse,

Eight-Armed Envy

What animal do I respect most? The octopus.

Frozen Ambitions

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th-

The DIY Expert's Confession

I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.

Vain Twig

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

Stormy Weather

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

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Pong

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Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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Fitness Trail Motivation

We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,

Calculated Communication

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

High Stakes Career

What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?

Calendar Envy

What the difference between a calender and you?

A Meaty Situation

I've decided to become a raw carnivore...

The Gearhead's Lunch

What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food?

Inflatable Hazards

Inflatable mattresses are great

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