High Stakes Career
What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?
He got suspended.
What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?
He got suspended.
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
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