Jokes
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The Doctor's Leg
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No. Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah.
Crossword
A little clue. A big aha!
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The Spreadsheet Escape Artist
Why did the overworked accountant suddenly decide to hide inside his own Excel document?
The Low Pressure Promotion
The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled.
The Scale Manufacturer's Dilemma
Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes?
The Digital Breadcrumb Trail
Online privacy is a myth because I once whispered the word 'spatula' in my sleep, and by breakfast, my social media feed was showing me a sponsored video for a silicone flipper that also plays jazz music.
The Memory Foam Betrayal
My wife asked me why I've started spending so much money on expensive memory foam pillows and high-tech orthopaedic mattresses lately.
Windows Weather Report
Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
Cleaning the Attic
Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''
The Coffee Conspiracy
I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower.
Math Path
Take the scenic route to smart.
Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.
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