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A Jewish girl

asks her father, "Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"

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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

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The Smart Home Relationship Intervention

My girlfriend and I finally moved into a high-tech 'smart home,' but after our first minor argument, the house clearly took her side. I knew I was in trouble when I asked the kitchen to start the coffee maker and it replied, 'I think you know what you did.'

The Level-Headed Relationship

My husband insisted on installing all the new kitchen cabinets by himself, but after six hours of measuring and drilling, every single unit was visibly tilted at a forty-five-degree angle.

Oddly Frustrated

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

Extroverted Engineering

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

The Laundry Signal

Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry.

The Trashy Pickup Line

You smell like trash.....

The Animal Retailer

Animals that lose their tails visit the...

Porch Decor

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

The Stationary Bike Commute

I’ve been training on a stationary bike for three hours every morning to prepare for my new job, but I’m starting to think the HR department lied to me.

The Bean Diet

I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet...

The Eternal Thermostat

In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads.

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Typing Speed

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Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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Breakfast of Champions

Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of...

Academic Sorcery

What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf?

Toddler Dining

You could make dinner for a toddler,

The Load-Bearing Knock

Knock knock.

The Defensive Lineman's Dilemma

Knock knock. Who’s there? Intercept. Intercept who?

Block Fires Half Its Humans After Realizing Robots Don't Need Mental Health Days or Artisanal Coffee

In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow, metallic takeover of our society, Block, the company formerly known as Square, has decided to hit the eject button on nearly half its workforce. Why? Because the robots are finally ready to do your job, and unlike you, they do not require health insurance, artisanal coff…

Early Exit

Getting married at 22

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