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Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

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Uno

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Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

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The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

A Royal Dispute

Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."

The Donut Dilemma

My diet always starts on a Monday morning

Fishy Business

Why did the trout leave the cult?

Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married...

Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer:

Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

The Vibe Check

Level of Spanish -

No Whey

My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said,

Quantum Loneliness

I'm like a single electron...

Parisian Currents

I went on a boat trip around Paris,

In-Flight Mischief

Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper

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Hangman

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Have a vowel. Have a hunch.

Guess the hidden word, one letter at a time.

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The West Virginia Deli Dilemma

How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia?

The Conch Conundrum

Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The "ch" is pronounced like a "k". Me: Okay,

Correction Requested

For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..."

Seasonal Friends

It's that time of year again when I should really check in on my friends with pools or boats

The Hardware Hierarchy

Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,

Train of Thought

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

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