The Hardware Hierarchy
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,
the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,
the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
I own six umbrellas, and every time it rains, all six are at someone else's house.
I wore a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner out of pure optimism.
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