The Hardware Hierarchy
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,
the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,
the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
My four-year-old agreed to bedtime only after securing two stories, one water and a nightlight.
My tiny charger came inside four boxes, two air pillows and a mountain of crinkle paper.
I gave the 7:15 bus one star for showing up at 7:40.
My microwave beeps three times when my food is ready.
I bought a clearance item labeled like new.
I spent an hour building a block tower with my kid, and the cat knocked it over in two seconds.
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