Halloween
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Pumpkin Carving Runner-Up Insists His Entry Was 'Abstract Expressionism'
After losing the neighborhood pumpkin contest, one carver files a formal artistic appeal.
Local Gourd Artist Loses Pumpkin Contest, Gains Unshakable Sense of Injustice
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the judges, the trophy, and the pumpkin's feelings. In the fictional town of Squashbury Falls, a man named Gerald Pithwick has spent the past 72 hours explaining to anyone within earshot that his jack-o'-lantern was robbed. The mail carrier has heard it. The neighbor…
Iron Pumpkin Gym Survives Halloween Leg Day, Mostly
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: Every event below is invented, much like the workout plan you swore you'd start in September. Each October 31st, most of humanity celebrates with candy, costumes and questionable decorative skeletons. A small, determined group celebrates with leg day. At the entirely fictional Iron Pumpkin Fitness Center, staff brac…
Man Discovers the Halloween Candy Bowl Has a Bottom
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. The following is entirely fictional, and any resemblance to your own pantry is a coincidence your dentist will not find funny. In a quiet suburban kitchen, a husband we will call Gary is living a lie. The lie is shaped like a large orange plastic bowl with a cartoon pumpkin on the side. According to his wi…
Haunted House Bravery Lasts Exactly One Hallway
I strut into every haunted house acting completely fearless.
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