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The Software Update Ultimatum

By LaughParty 1 hour ago 1 views

My computer kept asking me to restart to finish installing updates. I ignored it for six months. Finally, I gave in and restarted. When it came back on, it just displayed one message:

"Was that so hard? We're not doing this again for another six months." Then it scheduled the next update for the following morning.

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