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The Smartest Device in the Room
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
The Laptop's Favorite Season
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis
My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
Norway Officially Explains Why Every App You Own Now Actively Hates You
The Norwegian Consumer Council has officially released a video tackling the internet phenomenon known as enshittification, and if you thought that was ...
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...
