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Local Man Outlasted by Automatic Door
In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.
Poker
Keep your cards. Lose your frown.
Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.
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The Software Update Ultimatum
My computer kept asking me to restart to finish installing updates. I ignored it for six months. Finally, I gave in and restarted. When it came back on, it just displayed one message:
The Smartest Device in the Room
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
The Laptop's Favorite Season
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis
My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
Math Path
Take the scenic route to smart.
Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.
Play Math PathThe Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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