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I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.
The treadmill still sends me a holiday card that says, 'Thinking of you. Not running into you.'
I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.
The treadmill still sends me a holiday card that says, 'Thinking of you. Not running into you.'
My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.
I bought a houseplant labeled 'impossible to kill.'
My dog finally finished obedience school.
I made a poll so the group could finally pick a restaurant.
Trapdoor spiders are basically introverts with a business plan.
I always pictured heaven with fluffy clouds and golden harps.
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