procrastination

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Gym Membership Enjoys a Quiet Retirement

My gym membership has been so loyal this year. It shows up on my bank statement every single month.

Autocorrect Knows Me Too Well

I typed, "I'll be there in five minutes."

Sticky Note Reading 'Remember This' Outlives Whatever Needed Remembering

A sticky note on the fridge has held its post faithfully for six months.

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Sokoban

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Think outside the boxes.

Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.

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Man Looks Up One Quick Fact, Resurfaces as Expert in Medieval Cheese Disputes

At 9:02 PM, Dave searched 'how long to boil an egg.'

Full of Potential Energy

My science teacher said I'm full of potential.

Loyal Member, Zero Visits

I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.

The Most Polite Dog Alive

My dog sat quietly by the back door for forty minutes so he wouldn't interrupt my important work.

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Flappy

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Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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