I typed, "I'll be there in five minutes."
Autocorrect changed it to "I'll begin looking for my shoes," which was just rude and accurate.
My new smart fridge sends me an alert if I leave the door open too long.
My husband agreed to the couples costume but only if he doesn't have to do anything.
A toddler crosses her arms, studies the broccoli, and says, 'I object.'
A fictional ghost got tired of rattling chains, so now he just leaves cabinet doors open.
The spiders in my garage have been here longer than I have, and have built beautiful homes.
I baked cookies for the new neighbors and left a note that said, "We've been expecting you."
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